Wednesday wrap
Well punters… what a shit of a day.
We saddled up with 7 bets and came home with... 3 bloody 3rds.
Not enough runners for a collect, not enough luck to bluff it.
A massive UP YOURS to the TAB algorithm that decided every race needed 5 runners and a protest.
We did jag one miserable winner — just enough coin for a deep-fried Mars bar and a can of shame.
Bank bruised.
Spirits are still intact.
But fear not: we saddle up again tomorrow
tuesday wrap
Race 3 – SHELLY’S ACE
We lined it up like a pool cue, and Shelly’s Ace loomed large at the 200m… but just couldn’t quite snipe the win. Still gave a shout, gave us hope, and gave the jockey a reminder to bring a longer whip next time.
Race 6 – VERMICELLA
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!
Straight from the pasta aisle to the winner’s circle — Vermicella twirled through the field like Nonna was riding side saddle. Never looked like losing. That’ll do nicely.
💰 2 bets, 1 winner = PROFIT LANDED
Small card, sharp shooting. Fat Jockey punters eat well tonight!
winner
WAGGA
We saddled up with 4 each-way bets today and walked away with 2 cheeky little collects — not bad for a Monday
Race 1 – PRIDE OF JEZZA
Kicked things off nicely with a juicy 2nd
Race 6 – BANG! Fat Jockey winner!
We’re back in business! It took until the sixth, but our patience paid off
join the winning stable today punters
wet weather changes
There’s been plenty of reshuffling numerous NSW race meetings during the week following the heavy rain that fell around the state.
Tuncurry was abandoned yesterday, and it was a merry-go-round for Wagga with last Tuesday’s program moved to Narrandera on Thursday before that was called off after succumbing to rain.
UPCOMING NSW COUNTRY RACE MEETINGS
Monday: Wagga-Riverside, Taree
Tuesday: Moruya, Gunnedah
Thursday: Quirindi
Friday: Port Macquarie
Saturday: Casino, Louth (non-TAB)
Sunday: Dubbo, Wagga
winners this week
🐷 FAT JOCKEY WEEKLY WRAP 🐴
💸 $5 EW Bets | 🔥 Every tip placed!
🧮 15 Bets | 5 🥇 8 🥈 2 🥉
💰 Total Return: $204.55
📉 Staked: $75
📈 Profit: +$129.55
✅ Win SR: 33%
✅ Place SR: 100%
Saturday wrap
🐴 Fat Jockey’s Saturday Wrap – Rosehill Gardens
Perfect weather for ducks. Punter spirit? Even better.
Race 1 Amusing by name, and apparently part dolphin—led, lapped 'em, won well. Narbold loomed like it had somewhere to be, fought into 2nd. Aroha Storm finally remembered it was a race and got home into 3rd.
Race 2 Cold Brew wanted to hang more than a washing line, still too classy.Monkhana brewed late into 2nd. Killer Kerr went full kamikaze from the clouds into 3rd.
Race 3 This one swims like Thorpe and runs like Winx. Without Parallel is 4 from 4 and still just warming up.Via Vegas flashed late like a slot machine bonus. Cougars rattled home—like a bottle of rosé on girls’ night.
Race 4 Sister Daae found more traffic than the M5 on a Friday. Sunshine Law said “see ya,” kicked, hung, and held on for dear life. Super Norwest and Pippie Beach filled the minors like good little triers.
Race 5 Stardeel jumped, led, saluted. Easy as you like—tip landed! Grand Prairie enormous in defeat, flew late. Totoka stuck on for 3rd like a bit of leftover lasagna.
Race 6 Headley Grange played them like a Led Zeppelin solo—too smooth. Diamond Diesel loves it heavy under hoof, stormed into 2nd. Estadio Mestalla gave us an eye-catching 3rd with Euro flair.
Race 7 Juja Kibo – Fat Jockey tip! Huge run, boxed up, found daylight and said see ya. Captain Maverick led, tried, gassed late. Piggyback stuck on for 3rd like a kid on a sugar high.
Race 8 Jumped, led, won—Elson Boy doesn’t care if it’s a track or a pond. Captain Furai loomed but ran into a wall of wet fitness. Rolling Magic…well…rolled into 3rd.
Race 9 Four horses. More scratchings than a Saturday night mozzie party.
The Novelist jumped, led, won. No edits needed. War Eternal (with Fat Jockey’s wallet on board) gave his all into 2nd.
Race 10 Ravenclaw jumped, led, brained them—clearly a Slytherin in disguise. Catch the Glory did just that—almost. Magnaetar storms in late
💰Elsewhere:
At Flemington, King of Roseau reigned supreme.
And up north, Hawker Hall got up for 3rd at Eagle Farm and topped up the bank nicely.
Another big day for the Fat Jockey stable. Until next time—get ya backside trackside!
midweek wrap
Today we ventured into the swampy slop of Warwick Farm — 7 bets, 2 scratchings, 5 juicy collects, and one very soggy notebook. Let’s break it down:
Race 1 TAMBELOA breaks the drought! Strong win first up. RASP stormed home like a jet ski into 2nd DOLLARS fought like a wet cat for 3rd
Race 2 CLANCY sat on speed and gave 'em windburn — too strong. Fat Jockey special KOKATAHI brave 2nd! NULLABOR JANE hit the line like a torpedo that win's coming. Black Book: ENVIABLE — get on next time.
Race 3 FAIR WAY STAR wins… and of course I didn’t back it AMERICAN STARLET bridesmaid again but paid handsomely HEAVEN BOUND stuck on well in the gluey goop for 3rd
Race 4 THE YEARS storms home out wide, TAZIMA sneaks up the fence and just misses You guessed it… 2ND AGAIN. PINK SHALALA — fought hard for 3rd.
Race 5 FUNAMBULISM (try saying that 3 times fast) charges over the top like a circus act
MAGICON jumped, led, nearly pinched it ELLE HUDSON Fat Jockey bet runs 3rd – another bank builder
Race 6 PRIMA BELLA wins again. Too classy, too strong BRAVEHEART gave it everything, just 2nd
IRON WILL clings to 3rd like a barnacle
Race 7 THE REPLICANT – FAT JOCKEY FINISHES IN STYLE!
Snuck up the rail, fought through the slop, and said "winner winner chicken dinner!"
CODE IN TIME + TARTANA filled the minors
wednesdday wrap
Wednesday Wrap – Canterbury (Front-Runners Paradise)
R1: Kerber jumped, led, won – standard.
Miss Jones eye-catcher again into 2nd.
R2: Skyglider surprise surprise… led and won
Estremo stormed late – follow up!
R3: Mal Coupe led + won = the usual
Maquisa grabs 2nd – Fat Jockey collects.
R4: Played the duet (you’re welcome punters)
Amreekihah too good
O’invincible nice 2nd
R5: No Drama… except for the whole losing part
Galano keeps the strike-rate flying
R6: Metaphorically led and pinched it
La Roja flew late – one to note
R7: Sly Boots loomed up, kicked clear – great ride
🏇 SATURDAY WRAP-UP: ROSEHILL & BEYOND – Fat Jockey’s Flying
Rosehill
R1 –
Without Peer glided down the outside untouched like he was wearing blinkers and Beats headphones – far too good. Spice Prawn returned with spice – fought like a seasoned warrior for 2nd Reflect was sneaky strong late – black book it Alphard found more dead ends than a celeb at a Diddy baby oil party – horror watch. Sapling looked good to the corner then folded faster than a cheap deckchair
R2 –
Harry's Bar used the good ol' Rosehill rail and bias like an escalator – jumps, leads, wins Denman Star loomed up menacingly but couldn't land the punch Pretty Tavi gave it a red-hot crack, tough in 3rd
R3 –
A chaotic race: fall, drama, carnage Shropshire Lad took the only clear path and made it count First Landing broke from the pack late – solid 2nd Veecee just kept grinding to 3rd
Highway Strip was three lanes wide the trip, flew late into 4th – definite follow
R4 –
Fat Jockey lands the Duet – punters eat again! Amusing stormed down the outside like a stand-up comic chasing the mic Sister Daae rails run, just missed in a nose-splitting photo Mr Verse boxed on like a real grinder Hoper went for a run that closed quicker than a pop-up shop – huge effort
R5 –
Yoshinobu oozed class, said “catch me if you can” and left them behind Iron Man gave chase like Tony Stark without the suit – brave 2nd Spywire stormed home late – looking for further
R6 –
Useapin (Fat Jockey tip) was all heart – fought, fought, won Dollar Magic stuck on well, ran to her price
Arts Alive set the tempo, swamped late Tuileries wide from the carpark, never got in – flew late, black book
R7 –
Knights Armour got his turn in the staying races – well deserved Good Banter flew home with none of it – just missed Fioprospero slipped through for 3rd like a bargain on eBay Monarchs Brae pinged the lids, gassed late Lenape Vibe = full-blown money muncher Divorce filed.
R8 –
Romeo’s Choice fought off the suitors wins Storm The Rampart ducked out late, should’ve won Corniche found trouble, came wide, monster run late – massive prep coming
R9 –
Robusto fought off challengers like a drunk bloke guarding a kebab at 3am Accredited jumped, led, was headed, came again – big ticker Saltcoats from the clouds – blinding finish
R10 –
King of Roseau royal ride, royal win Kerguellen launched late, found the gap too late
Little Cointreau – mark down for next time
🟢 Flemington
R1 – Duchess Zou too good, we start the day
R7 – Mormona storms home, Fat Jockey nails the value play
🟡 Eagle Farm
R3 – Yet He Moves $11 winner – boom!
R4 – Chica Mojito cracked into 2nd, tasty run
R6 – Wanda Rox gets the choccies – bank growing
⚪ Gosford (for the battlers)
R3 – Tonkatsu Goddess sizzled, too strong All Too Wild into 2nd – hope someone boxed ‘em
R6 – Charleroi keeps delivering – 2nd, we collect again.
💥 Fat Jockey Form is 🔥. The black book’s bursting, the winners keep flowing, and we’ll do it all again next week.
Wednesday wrap up
🔥 Kensington Midweek Wrap –
Race 1 – Invisible Magic jumped straight to the front, controlled the race, and never looked like getting beat – that leader bias strikes again.
Sirus Legend was a horror show – boxed in for days, finally got clear and rattled home
Indigo Star did it tough 3-wide no cover the entire trip – forgive run, don’t drop off just yet.
Race 2 – BOOM! Grand Prairie, a Fat Jockey tip, found some backsides early, got clear, and went bang in the straight.
Melanite pulled hard and ran out of petrol late – forgive that run.
Pictor flew down the outside like a fighter jet, missed narrowly – straight to the black book.
Ninja snuck runs inside, darted through late for a solid 3rd.
Race 3 – Custom sat in behind them, absolutely smoking the pipe. Turned for home, peeled out, and let down with class – eased up on the line.
Another Fat Jockey special!
Beside the Ocean tried to pinch it up front and held on for 2nd – bang bang, that’s a Fat Jockey quinella!
Race 4 – Hasty Honey – jumps, leads, wins. Rinse and repeat.
American Starlet – huge effort, went back to last, snuck up the inside, and fought into 3rd
Bella Corazon loomed up strong, fought hard, just missed – very game effort.
Race 5 – EPIC PROPORTIONS – this time jumps well, angles out turning for home and absolutely bolts in. Class above this lot.
Race 6 – Bat Out of Hell stuck on well for 3rd after sitting on speed.
Pink Shalala looked the winner for a moment… but once again plays the bridesmaid.
Mornington Pier unleashed a monstrous finish from the back – stormed down the outside like a tornado and put them away. Brilliant win!
Race 7 – Lady Boss did exactly that – stormed home and fought out the finish for 2nd.
Sammy Conquers All led them up and wouldn’t lie down – tough win, full of fight.
Catahoula flashed late into 3rd.
Code In Time… well, went like a busted ass. Enough said.
FAT JOCKEY BLACK BOOK
Pictor – huge run late, ready to win.
Tazima – next up, don’t miss.
Sunday wrap
What a Cracking Day at Grafton – Fat Jockey Style 🏇💥
Race 1: BANG! Fat Jockey kicks off the card with a winner named… wait for it… GAYLORD. Yes, that’s right. Gaylord by name, winner by nature. TORQUE TI AMO sneaks into 2nd – first collect in the bank!
Race 2: Told ya to play the duet – and BOOM – STAR AMBITION wins it, BEYOND MY KEN grabs 2nd. Winner winner chicken dinner, the bank is swelling like a fat jockey after a buffet.
Race 4: Another best each-way bet from Fat Jockey – and another winner in MONTE MAXIMUS. The cash register’s ringing louder than a pub on Melbourne Cup day.
Race 5: SO YOU READY wasn’t, apparently. Into 4th, left us one spot short of the collect. Next.
Race 6: BOYS NIGHT OUT gets the job done – Fat Jockey’s second pick delivers! My E/W bet lobs again, another payday, punters!
The bank’s up, spirits are high, and the winners keep rolling – what a cracking day out at Grafton. Fat Jockey’s flying! 💰🔥🐎
The wrap
Saturday Wrap – Randwick (Soft 6)
R1 – Fat Jockey’s picks go 2-3
Tomato Toastie tough win
Crossbow found more trouble than a celeb at a Diddy trial – huge 2nd
Kokatahi eye-catcher, follow
Pillow Fight used all the gas at the 400
R2 –
Pensativa too tough
Kranich led, fought, faded
In Summer flashed late
R3 –
Walking Painting led, won – textbook
Kingston Charm ninja rails run, unlucky
Mizella grabs a place late
R4 –
Fat Jockey lands the trifecta (and didn’t back it 🤦♂️)
King’s Secret strong
Stardeel honest again
Celerity tough run, win coming
R5 –
Aberlour led, fought, won
Bright Red back in form
Federer flew home when over
R6 –
Royal Supremacy wins at cricket-score odds, Fat Jockey saw the signs but didn't bet 🫠
Canberra Legend rails run, just missed
Zaphod stormed late
Kirkeby = ATM for the bookies
Salt Lake City unlucky
R7 –
Bundeena flew home over the top
Cassiel overdid it early
Lululon flashing late again
R8 –
Oh Diamond Lil led, won... again 😩
Puntin traffic jam late
Vega Magnifico big return
R9 –
Getafix another strong win
It’s A Knockout charged when all over
Cool Jakey led, gassed
Razors horror show, stick with
R10 –
Extraordinaire wins at $100 😳 Fat Jockey said “not hopeless” and didn’t back it 😭
Cosmeena tough
Super Norwest wide, huge effort
Doomben Bonus 💰
Hawker Hall gets us $5 win
Kadall added lunch money
See ya next week, punters!
Wednesday wrap
Canterbury Race Day Recap – Heavy 9
Race 1 – INFUSION sat pretty, peeled out and went zoop! past them to win nicely. MISS JONES over-raced like she’d had six Red Bulls for breakfast, still stormed into 3rd – just needs some racing manners (or Ritalin). MAQUISA was the flashing light – trapped in the M5 tunnel for most of the straight, finally saw daylight and flew late. Should’ve won. Straight to the black book.
Race 2 – SAPPHIRE ROSE powered home like she had jets on, swamping them late for the win. ISSY’S STAR jumped like she was late for work, hit the front, fought hard… just got swamped. DIVO led them up, copped pressure and stuck on for 2nd like a soldier. ALPHARD? Horror show. Buried, blocked, butchered. Even Stevie Wonder saw that was a black book run.
Race 3 – Field shrank to four after scratchings… more of a barrier trial than a race. SIGNOR TORTONI toughed it out to beat KILONOVA who looked the winner but wilted late. Not much else to say – blink and you missed it.
Race 4 – CENTENARIO timed her run beautifully, gobbled them up late like a seagull on a chip. STARPHISTOCARED stuck on well after hitting the front – she’ll pinch one soon. NARBOLD was sneaky good, plenty of upside – keep your eye on him.
Race 5 – DESI EMPEROR said “Catch me if you can,” jumped, led, and kept going. MAFIA looked sharp first-up for the new camp, definite follow. Rest were just making up numbers.
Race 6 – HANAU snuck up the fence like a cat burglar, saw daylight and kaboom – race over. SILENTSTAR jumped, led, and turned into a statue late – 3rd was fair. THE REPLICANT is slowly piecing it together – might snag a win in 2037.
Race 7 – MONARCHS BRAE loves Canterbury like a tradie loves a bacon & egg roll – jumped, led, too tough. MAJORIAN absolutely launched from nowhere – big eye-catcher. KAZALARK was solid, HAVLAND found nothing but bad luck, and LENAPE had his chance but looked around, found Sniper aiming at him late. That’s enough – sacked.
Summary:
The track was heavy, the rides were wild, and the ducks were thrilled. Some horses flew, others flopped, and a few might need counselling after today. Add MAQUISA, HANAU, MAJORIAN and ALPHARD to your black book – and maybe a rubber duck for good luck.
Saturday race review
Race 1 – Raging Force hit the ground like it owed it money—raging on roids, never losing that. Horseshoe Hill chased like a debt collector for 2nd, big eyeballs run. Lull over-raced early like a toddler on red cordial but worked home well into 3rd—manners pending.
Race 2 – African Daisy blinkers on, brain switched on—no idea where that effort came from but she brained them. Equilibrist snuck into 2nd like a 2am Maccas run—unexpected but very satisfying. Donwon was honest into 3rd, no complaints here.
Race 3 – Lordster took off like it had a jetpack on, stormed clear and said “catch me if you can”. Powder Man launched from the clouds like a missile into 2nd. Exit Fee should pay us for watching that run—ugly.
Race 4 – Diddle Dumpling jumped, led, and said “see ya”—gets the win. Golden Strand flew late into 2nd like a Jetstar flight finally landing. Codetta into the black book—ran that well even Stevie Wonder gave him a nod. Sister Daae... yikes. She’s officially on notice.
Race 5 – Storm The Ramparts jumped, led, and torched them—too good. Tarpaulin did everything wrong like it was its first day at school, knocked up late. First Landing gave chase, found 2nd, solid run.
Race 6 – Hi Dubai jumped, led, won... again. How do we keep falling for this pattern? Savagery Vibe found more trouble than a celebrity at a Diddy baby oil party—flashed late, should’ve won. Arts Alive massive return run, follow next time like it owes you money.
Race 7 – Good Banter stormed home in an absolute dog's breakfast of a race and somehow won. Cormac T tried to wrestle the win, just missed. Seafall found more traffic than the M4 on a Friday—complete forgive job.
Race 8 – Cloudland came from another postcode, stormed down the outside and wins—no one knows how, including the jockey. Cosmonova floated into 2nd like a space cadet. Fleetwood gave effort into 3rd. Cigar Flick never saw daylight—ran into more backsides than a nightclub bouncer. Total forget run.
Race 9 – Estadio Mestalla loomed up, wanted it more, and snatched it. Robusto—yes, Robusto—snuck into 2nd like it had a disguise on. Accredited stuck on for a gutsy 3rd. Green Fly had every chance and was just plain—next.
Race 10 – Brave One dug deep and held on like a pub lock-in. Little Cointreau laid out under pressure like a beach towel—cost herself the win. Sacred Rocks rattled home late like it just remembered the race was still on.
Elsewhere for Fat Jockey's Bank –
Valentiago fought hard into 2nd—big run.
Ant (down in Melbourne) was boxed up, found daylight late, and charged up the inside to just miss. File that one under "how did that not win?!"
Summary: A glorious day of betting, black-booking, bafflement, and a bank balance boost for the Fat Jockey faithful. Giddy up! 🐎💰
mid week racing wrap
Warwick Farm Wash-Up – July 2nd
Track: Heavy 10
Mood: Moist.
Punters: Slightly traumatised.
Race 1 – With most of the field running for cover, only four braved the slop. Dyami did the best impression of a mudlark and fought hard to win. Rach was the flashing light run in what was essentially a very wet barrier trial.
Race 2 – Tomato Toastie sat off the pace, loomed ominously on the turn, and smoked them like Sunday bacon. Ernaux has officially been sacked. He’s had more chances than a bad girlfriend and still lets us down.
Race 3 – Vanessi led, kicked, and ran out of gas like a 1994 Corolla. Killer Kerr snuck up the fence like a thief in the night to pinch it. Meanwhile, Honey Perfume continues her commitment to never actually winning a race.
Race 4 – Welcome Gypsy jumped, led, and was gunned down late by Fat Jockey tip Romeo’s Choice, who stormed home like a wet-track wizard. First-up, heavy track – yes please. Easy money for the believers.
Race 5 – Travolta danced up the fence and took the win, but not before the stewards almost ran out of notepads from all the interference. American Starlet was absolutely poleaxed – complete forgive job.
Race 6 – Nana’s Wish swam through the swamp like Ian Thorpe in his prime and bolted in. Blinkers on for Hopper… yeah, nah. That experiment failed like a backyard science project.
Race 7 – Sound Banker raced like a rocket early, but by the time they straightened, he was nearly shoved through the running rail. Complete forgive. While that chaos unfolded, Covert Thinking said “see ya later” and dashed away. Aroha Stone ran well in behind.
BONUS BET – Queensland Race 8:
First Man launched home into 3rd and added a little coin to the kitty – the best result of the day in a state where the sun actually came out.
💸 Summary:
A swampy, sloppy, stop-start kind of day. Winners were hard to find, interference was everywhere, and the punting gods were not kind. But thanks to Romeo’s Choice and Nana’s Wish, we’re still cashed up for Saturday and ready to reload.
Quack quack. See you on the dry!
🧠 www.theoldfatjockey.com – for tips, laughs, and racing survivors.
race day wrap
ROSEHILL RAMPAGE – 14 BETS, 4 WINNERS, 4 SECONDS & A POCKET FULL OF CASH💰
Race 1 – Rolling Magic was just that – rolled in late like a magician and pulled a win out of the hat. Khumbila jumped like a greyhound and got chased down like a postie by a dog. Pretty Tavi looked pretty average late – forgive and follow.
Race 2 – New Pharoah, the favourite, decided to give them a seven-length head start for a challenge. Still lost. Red Rags to Bulls was the bull – perfect ride, barged through and won. Pensativa loomed like a threat, but the sniper in the grandstand got her late. Think Like Paddy caught the eye – crying out for 1600-1800m. Black booker.
Race 3 – Puntin is just a winner. Four from six and did it easy. Maori Chief found more backsides than a bloke on Oxford Street Mardi Gras night – complete forgive. Don’t Forget Jack – brave as hell, stormed home into second like he had something to prove.
Race 4 – Changing Colours changed gears and put a gap on them. Looks classy. Weeping Woman got sniped late again, might need a priest. Fairway Star was flying late – big prep coming.
Race 5 – Kings Secret launched like a North Korean missile – boom! Spywire was electric first-up, pay to follow. Manaajem… yeah, nah, absolutely stunk.
Race 6 – Thunderlips found lightning legs and stormed over them – cracker ride. Zouatica gave a good kick, just nailed late. Mickey’s Medal had way too much to do – forget he went around.
Race 7 – Bacio Del Mist – zero from 12 before this… wins like Phar Lap. How? Don’t ask. Mormona gave her all – brave in defeat.
Race 8 – MisterKipchoge… FINALLY! After throwing more cash at him than a Thai hooker on a Saturday night – he wins! Didn’t back him. Crying. Pure Alpha ran well. Piggyback found more trouble than a school kid with matches – should’ve finished closer.
Race 9 – Elamaz said catch me if you can – jump, lead, win. Zoom. Like last week’s curry – too hot and gone too quick.
Race 10 – Lady Extreme went full heart mode, rails run and gets up. Snack Bar is as hot-and-cold as a servo pie, but on his day – look out. Slinky sizzled late, massive run – black book.
Elsewhere:
Newcastle: Winners galore, Newy stormed to second after never being on track. Escargoes drifted like a Woolies trolley – cost himself again.
Crop Duster exploded, left scorch marks.
Eagle Farm: Miss Joelene sharp as ever up the fence. Quietness flew late for second.
A day full of winners, heartbreak, comebacks, and a few swear words. Laughs were had, pockets were lined, and livers were tested. See you next week, punters! 🐎🍻 #FatJockey
midweek wrap
🗞️ Fat Jockey's Midweek Mayhem – Kensington Recap! 🎭🏇
Race 1 – STARDEEL
🔥 FatJockey kicks off the card like a pro punter on pay day.
Sat in behind, said “see ya later,” and bolted in.
💡 Horse to Follow: INDIGO STAR – missed the start by a postcode, then flew late like someone chasing the ice cream truck.
Race 2 – RAGING FORCE
💣 Straight to the front like it owed the field money.
Rocketed away like Kim Jong-un’s finest — BOOM! 💥
Another FatJockey Winner. We’re on fire (but in a good way)!
Race 3 – WOLLZEILE
3rd up, fit and fired up, wins like it knew the script.
🎭 FatJockey Tip: LAPIS LAZULI – saved ground, then got held up worse than a 90s bank heist. Flashed late. Book it next time.
Race 4 – FROSTY GIRL
⛷️ Missed the start but skated around the outside and put the race to bed.
CALIFORNIA SUNRISE tried, fought, but class told.
🥉 A gritty 3rd – bronze medal, no podium photo.
Race 5 – AXIUS
🐎 Returns as a gelding and apparently left the distractions behind.
Sprouted wings like Pegasus.
📘 Black Booker: BRAVEHEART – loomed like a champ... then shot down like it was filmed in slo-mo.
Race 6 – HASTY HONEY
Led, won, and deletes itself from our betting apps.
❌ NEVER AGAIN LIST: PINK SHALALA – ran like a horse allergic to effort.
Race 7 – GETAFIX
No hocus pocus, just pure class.
🏁 Bolted in like it had a flight to catch. Magical stuff.
winners keep rolling
Today’s Results – Fat Jockey Fires!
Two tips, two big runs – Fat Jockey’s form guide is fatter than ever.
🐎 Race 2 – Justice Warrior: Flew home like it was late for dinner but had to settle for second... always the bridesmaid, never the G1 bride.
🐎 Race 3 – Sapling: Jumped, led, dominated. Knew the assignment and nailed it. Winner, winner, hay bale dinner.
More midweek magic coming your way from the Kensington track. Stay tuned, stay fat, stay winning.
weekend wrap
SATURDAY ROSEHILL GARDENS 14/6/25
well punters we kicked off the weekend with another good bank and some nice collects keep rolling.
There was plenty of action track side and many caught my eye here is the wrap of the weekend.
race 1 Queen of clubs produced a powerful turn of foot and blows them away has plenty of upside to come watch out 3 yo season she will be a major player
Regulated affair missed the start had to do all the work should of finished closer
race 2 well placed 2nd Highway win for Super Norwest was given a cracker of a ride
race 3 Motoscafo came here back to soft track and motored home over the top of them late
race 4 Dont Forget Jack was a complete forget last time out and yesterday had everything fall into place for a well deserved win, Tasoraay was huge in defeat was just run down last few strides black book him
race 5 Winning proposal is super consistent type and gets home to win sneaking up the fence to nab them on the line. Kings secret pulled up with the thumps complete forget and Codetta was 3 wise no cover was a eye catching run.
race 6 Mickeys medal has put 2 very nice wins together now text bookride sat off them and run them down late worth following,
race 7 King of roseau finally delivered and of course i wasn't on fuck my life found all sorts of trouble switched back to the inside and storms home, Snack bar is a non winner
race 8 Sir Lucan won this race last year hasn't won a race since and gets home to win again how the hell do you read that form great effort,
race 9 Freight train storms home to will well , Half yours had no luck in running but not sure he would of beat the winner, next up get on LENAPE VIBE
race 10 Sacred rocks had to do all the work found trouble and still got home impressive win,
was a great weekend of racing punters lest do it all again next week
fj