midweek wrap

🗞️ Fat Jockey's Midweek Mayhem – Kensington Recap! 🎭🏇

Race 1 – STARDEEL
🔥 FatJockey kicks off the card like a pro punter on pay day.
Sat in behind, said “see ya later,” and bolted in.
💡 Horse to Follow: INDIGO STAR – missed the start by a postcode, then flew late like someone chasing the ice cream truck.

Race 2 – RAGING FORCE
💣 Straight to the front like it owed the field money.
Rocketed away like Kim Jong-un’s finest — BOOM! 💥
Another FatJockey Winner. We’re on fire (but in a good way)!

Race 3 – WOLLZEILE
3rd up, fit and fired up, wins like it knew the script.
🎭 FatJockey Tip: LAPIS LAZULI – saved ground, then got held up worse than a 90s bank heist. Flashed late. Book it next time.

Race 4 – FROSTY GIRL
⛷️ Missed the start but skated around the outside and put the race to bed.
CALIFORNIA SUNRISE tried, fought, but class told.
🥉 A gritty 3rd – bronze medal, no podium photo.

Race 5 – AXIUS
🐎 Returns as a gelding and apparently left the distractions behind.
Sprouted wings like Pegasus.
📘 Black Booker: BRAVEHEART – loomed like a champ... then shot down like it was filmed in slo-mo.

Race 6 – HASTY HONEY
Led, won, and deletes itself from our betting apps.
❌ NEVER AGAIN LIST: PINK SHALALA – ran like a horse allergic to effort.

Race 7 – GETAFIX
No hocus pocus, just pure class.
🏁 Bolted in like it had a flight to catch. Magical stuff.