race day wrap

ROSEHILL RAMPAGE – 14 BETS, 4 WINNERS, 4 SECONDS & A POCKET FULL OF CASHπŸ’°

Race 1 – Rolling Magic was just that – rolled in late like a magician and pulled a win out of the hat. Khumbila jumped like a greyhound and got chased down like a postie by a dog. Pretty Tavi looked pretty average late – forgive and follow.

Race 2 – New Pharoah, the favourite, decided to give them a seven-length head start for a challenge. Still lost. Red Rags to Bulls was the bull – perfect ride, barged through and won. Pensativa loomed like a threat, but the sniper in the grandstand got her late. Think Like Paddy caught the eye – crying out for 1600-1800m. Black booker.

Race 3 – Puntin is just a winner. Four from six and did it easy. Maori Chief found more backsides than a bloke on Oxford Street Mardi Gras night – complete forgive. Don’t Forget Jack – brave as hell, stormed home into second like he had something to prove.

Race 4 – Changing Colours changed gears and put a gap on them. Looks classy. Weeping Woman got sniped late again, might need a priest. Fairway Star was flying late – big prep coming.

Race 5 – Kings Secret launched like a North Korean missile – boom! Spywire was electric first-up, pay to follow. Manaajem… yeah, nah, absolutely stunk.

Race 6 – Thunderlips found lightning legs and stormed over them – cracker ride. Zouatica gave a good kick, just nailed late. Mickey’s Medal had way too much to do – forget he went around.

Race 7 – Bacio Del Mist – zero from 12 before this… wins like Phar Lap. How? Don’t ask. Mormona gave her all – brave in defeat.

Race 8 – MisterKipchoge… FINALLY! After throwing more cash at him than a Thai hooker on a Saturday night – he wins! Didn’t back him. Crying. Pure Alpha ran well. Piggyback found more trouble than a school kid with matches – should’ve finished closer.

Race 9 – Elamaz said catch me if you can – jump, lead, win. Zoom. Like last week’s curry – too hot and gone too quick.

Race 10 – Lady Extreme went full heart mode, rails run and gets up. Snack Bar is as hot-and-cold as a servo pie, but on his day – look out. Slinky sizzled late, massive run – black book.

Elsewhere:

  • Newcastle: Winners galore, Newy stormed to second after never being on track. Escargoes drifted like a Woolies trolley – cost himself again.

  • Crop Duster exploded, left scorch marks.

  • Eagle Farm: Miss Joelene sharp as ever up the fence. Quietness flew late for second.

A day full of winners, heartbreak, comebacks, and a few swear words. Laughs were had, pockets were lined, and livers were tested. See you next week, punters! 🐎🍻 #FatJockey

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