Saturday wrap

🐴 Fat Jockey’s Saturday Wrap – Rosehill Gardens

Perfect weather for ducks. Punter spirit? Even better.

Race 1 Amusing by name, and apparently part dolphin—led, lapped 'em, won well. Narbold loomed like it had somewhere to be, fought into 2nd. Aroha Storm finally remembered it was a race and got home into 3rd.

Race 2 Cold Brew wanted to hang more than a washing line, still too classy.Monkhana brewed late into 2nd. Killer Kerr went full kamikaze from the clouds into 3rd.

Race 3 This one swims like Thorpe and runs like Winx. Without Parallel is 4 from 4 and still just warming up.Via Vegas flashed late like a slot machine bonus. Cougars rattled home—like a bottle of rosé on girls’ night.

Race 4 Sister Daae found more traffic than the M5 on a Friday. Sunshine Law said “see ya,” kicked, hung, and held on for dear life. Super Norwest and Pippie Beach filled the minors like good little triers.

Race 5 Stardeel jumped, led, saluted. Easy as you like—tip landed! Grand Prairie enormous in defeat, flew late. Totoka stuck on for 3rd like a bit of leftover lasagna.

Race 6 Headley Grange played them like a Led Zeppelin solo—too smooth. Diamond Diesel loves it heavy under hoof, stormed into 2nd. Estadio Mestalla gave us an eye-catching 3rd with Euro flair.

Race 7 Juja Kibo – Fat Jockey tip! Huge run, boxed up, found daylight and said see ya. Captain Maverick led, tried, gassed late. Piggyback stuck on for 3rd like a kid on a sugar high.

Race 8 Jumped, led, won—Elson Boy doesn’t care if it’s a track or a pond. Captain Furai loomed but ran into a wall of wet fitness. Rolling Magic…well…rolled into 3rd.

Race 9 Four horses. More scratchings than a Saturday night mozzie party.
The Novelist jumped, led, won. No edits needed. War Eternal (with Fat Jockey’s wallet on board) gave his all into 2nd.

Race 10 Ravenclaw jumped, led, brained them—clearly a Slytherin in disguise. Catch the Glory did just that—almost. Magnaetar storms in late

💰Elsewhere:
At Flemington, King of Roseau reigned supreme.
And up north, Hawker Hall got up for 3rd at Eagle Farm and topped up the bank nicely.

Another big day for the Fat Jockey stable. Until next time—get ya backside trackside!